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User:Hidden User No37

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我叫伏地魔,我喜欢玩沙盒类游戏,尤其是吃鸡。
虽然我经常玩,可是我却永远吃不到鸡。
为什么?因为一个字:菜!
雨天,我是个聋子;雾天,我是个瞎子;而在晴天,我竟然是个盒子!
AUG能被我玩成AKM,4倍扩容MK14能被我从脚尖一直打到脚后跟。
8倍镜刚开镜,人就丢了,一收起瞄准镜,就发现我的旁边多了个绿色的小铁球。
每次捡到信号枪,召唤超级空投时,空投永远都是落在房顶上。
捡空投时不是被四个人围殴就是被狙击手撂倒。
有人愿意带我吗?我保证不会坑队友。因为我一落地就成盒

My name is Voldemort (in China,Voldemort means a person who attacks someone by lying on the ground). I like playing sandbox games, especially PUBG.
Although I often play, but I can never win.
Why is that? Because of one word: SUX!
On rainy days, I am deaf; When fog, I am blind; On clear days, I'm a box!
AUG can be used as AKM by me, and MK14 can be fired from toe to heel by me.
8 times scope just open lens, the person disappeared, a pack up aim lens, detection my flank many a green small iron ball.
Every time I pick up the signal gun and summon super airdrop, the airdrop always falls on the roof.
When picking up the airdrop, I was either beaten up by four people or mowed down by a sniper.
Anybody want to take me? I promise I won't cheat my teammates. Because I become into a box while landing!